Saturday, May 6, 2017

The inevitable divorce

When your wedding picture looks like this, you should probably just keep a family attorney ready on speed dial.



  • Uncomfortable bride, check
  • Goony-faced groom, check
  • He's grabbing onto her, check
  • She's trying to pry his hands off her, check
I wonder if wedding photographers should be given the power to prevent a wedding. There is no way the man who took this picture didn't think to himself at some point, yeah, these two are totally going to go the distance.

33 comments:

haus frau said...

I'd like to read anonymous conservative do a facial expression analysis of the blushing bride. That is one extremely uncomfortable smile.

Aeoli Pera said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENARMPuU758

Robert What? said...

Even at that moment she is probably thinking to herself "how long do I have to put up with this until I can go for the cash and prizes?"

mjusiq said...

Indeed haus frau. She seems to be mentally disconnected - remembering the past and the endless cocks she have ridden....her left eye seems dead to the moment.

Matt said...

Shotgun wedding? She looks like a bar pig.

Gary Eden said...

Older grey and balding man with a goofy idiot smile marrying a wall imminent bride. Ya, won't last long.

bruce said...

Her new father in law is a little handsy?

Mr.MantraMan said...

She got a white wedding and he might get a few minutes of slip and slide, then it's done.

Timmy3 said...

But the low cut sexy wedding gown suggests she is trying to pull off the marriage with a higher status man despite her inability to like him. He is merely adequate, but in a few years, he'll be much better, but she remains the low class fraud she is and will think the grass is greener at her neighbor's house.

Dexter said...

A little internet research...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3820428/Zoe-Ball-finally-DITCHES-wedding-ring-despite-reports-ex-Norman-Cook-distraught-prospect-divorce.html

She cheated on him repeatedly but he desperately tried to keep her on board. Ultimately, he failed and now they are separated.

What's puzzling about it to me:

Norman Quentin Cook (born Quentin Leo Cook on 31 July 1963), also known by his stage name Fatboy Slim, is an English DJ, musician, multi-instrumentalist and record producer/mixer.

He is rich and famous. Guy should have easily been able to get other women. Should have ditched her when she started cheating. Guess a rich and famous beta is still a beta...

Artisanal Toad said...

@Dexter

ONEitis. Another victim of ONEitis.

SQT said...
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SQT said...

Coincidentally there is another story in The Daily Mail today about this woman. Apparently the guy she was seeing after leaving her husband just hanged himself.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4479990/Zoe-Ball-s-stand-Kate-Thornton-says-station-star.html

Carl Philipp said...

Check the newspost on this webcomic update:
http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2011-11-29
"It was a Halloween wedding. I was a monster. She was a fairy princess. And yes, her bouquet was made of lollipops."
I think they're still married, with cats.

F.D. Stephens said...

Thanks, Dexter.

SQT: an interesting article. What struck me, besides the obvious, was the names of the deceased's neighbors:

Raj Gorgar
Ali Ashtari
Naridner Parashar

Putney, home to the Englishman.

SQT said...

@F.D. I didn't even notice the neighbors' names. It's so sad to see what's happening to Europe...

Elkanah Haon said...

For those of you who aren't Brits (most I guess) that's Norman Cook, better known as 'Fatboy Slim', and Zoe Ball.

He was one of the most successful and famous DJ's of the late 90s/early 00s. She was a mildly well known BBC Radio presenter.

He could have had more or less anyone he wanted but he took her and she both cheated on him and ran out on their kids so she could whore it up.

The guy was a tragic beta despite his money, fame, and the fact that he was successful in one of the sexiest ways possible (a popular music superstar).

Jackie Chun said...
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Revelation Means Hope said...

This got me to thinking about "destination weddings".
Weddings are supposed to be a tribe event, a public ceremony, a declaration between God and man and woman, to family and entire community, that you are going to be bonded.

Instead, narcissistic snowflakes decide they want their wedding in some special destination, and force anyone who wants to attend to spend extra time and money to travel there. Ensuring that only a very few will witness the actual wedding. Usually expect the usual bridal shower and bachelorette party, though, back home.

With that kind of self-absorption, and with few witnesses, what kind of chance does their marriage have to hold together during difficult times?

Jackie Chun said...

Elkanah: Does that mean alpha is more a mindset than an external objective feature? People on r/Trp routinely refer to bill Gates as the ultimate alpha, but that sounds wrong to me. Material trappings matter, but it's not the whole story.

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OGRE said...

not knowing anything about the two aside from the photo, but hes more physically attractive than she is--if he'd drop the goofy grin. She looks like Lucy from Trailer Park Boys

Basso e Grasso said...

Something tells me that the groom is a Back Door Man.

YIH said...

I wonder if wedding photographers should be given the power to prevent a wedding.
Reminds me of that post from a few months ago; ''bride's family'' 'click' ''groom's family'' 'click' ''everyone that's slept with the bride'', big crowd, photog sets timer and joins, 'click'...

manuel hernandez said...

Damn. Woman and her robotic soulless stare reminds me of Android 18 from Dragonball Z.

Factory said...

This could just be a crappy photog, posing them awkwardly, and her expression could be because who the hell ghought of this pose?....


Or not.


Who knows?

JP said...

Damn. Woman and her robotic soulless stare reminds me of Android 18 from Dragonball Z.

Well at least Android 18 developed feelings for Krillin.

Dane said...

A man who could litterally get almost any woman. he isn't lacking in wealth, status or looks. He chooses as a mate a moderately attractive blonde. O.K she was a moderately popular radio personality. However despite the slight SMV boost from average women if you put her in a flanel shirt and daisy dukes she'd look like the pale freckled inbred slutty sister redneck stereotype brought to life.

The fact she cheated on him repeatedly furthermore illustrates her low status. Most of these celebs are trashy people. Hence the constant drugs, sleeping around, failed marraiges and poor parental skills.

Its really odd but many people put more thought into buying a dog, the breed, temperment etc than they do when considering a marriage partner.

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Elkanah Haon said...

"Does that mean alpha is more a mindset than an external objective feature?"

Not that I can speak from direct personal experience - me being a Delta who struggles to restrain Gamma traits - but the general consensus across the manosphere is yes, Alpha is more mindset than anything else.

The fact you see men who are physically gifted, but lacking in confidence, ending up with harridans and acting like lovelorn incels proves this. As does the fact you see guys who (whether physical gifts are present or not) are mega rich and successful settling for women who are 5s or 6s also proves this.

Bill Gates seems to be an Alpha when it comes to business interactions, but he certainly could have done better in terms of female. But maybe there's genuine love involved there.

Zuckerberg, on the other hand, is an autiste who both got lucky in business (he has none of Gates' well documented intellectual brilliance) and then got taken advantage of by a predatory Waifu who in terms of looks and background is indistinguishable from what the average Joe white male would manage to get.

Dexter said...

@Dane,

Actually her cheating illustrates HIS low status, SMV-wise. Especially given that he didn't kick the ho to the curb.

Aeoli Pera said...

Damn. Woman and her robotic soulless stare reminds me of Android 18 from Dragonball Z.

Well at least Android 18 developed feelings for Krillin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qk9w4TROTzA

VFM #7634 said...

@Dane

I suspect this is what happens when a woman of middling looks is raised by a Gamma father. He imprints on her the idea that this is how men act, so she tends to get involved with that type.

There's her husband of two decades. Despite the uncomfortable wedding photo, she did stay with him for quite a long time, suggesting she's one of those women like Mrs. Scalzi who isn't completely creeped out by that sort of male behavior.

There's the young 22-year-old singer (Tay Tay Starz) she made out with, apparently triggering the divorce. Sure, he appears the most alpha and open-eyed of the bunch, but I mean, come on... it doesn't take much in the way of alpha to play Emmanuel Macron.

Then there's the 40-year-old fellow, Yates, younger than her by a few years, who hung himself. From SQT's link, he's definitely either Gamma or Omega, with that goony grin. Not to mention the fact he offed himself over a breakup with an older divorcee.

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